I just gotta get all this out there real quick.

Dream from last night.

The park by my parents house had a giant video screen with a Lethal Weapon Training Simulator, which was basically a Kinect/TRON like screen where you acted like you were holding a bazooka and blasted targets... in the middle of the park.

Then we watched a 70s hour long weekly program, on DVD, of a Star Wars show based on Admiral Ackbar that was kind of like that Michael Landon angel show.... the name escapes me. Highway to Heaven?

So then I was IN that show. But it was like a bad, grainy 70s/80s drama show with elements of Porky's awkward high school stuff, but again, set in the Star Wars universe on a star destroyer. A bunch of us living on the star destroyer were rebels, but we were undercover. We were constantly watching our asses and plotting and whatnot. They even introduced a new, CGI, crappy alien. (much further in the dream, after already accepting the new CGI alien they introduced ANOTHER even worse CGI alien, and I was like 'really?')

There was a Baskin Robbins on the ship that we spent a lot of time in as it was a front for some sort of rebel hideout. It was around the corner from Josh and Joses apartment. The apartment, and B&R were TINY tiny tiny tiny. Like a hallway basically. Josh went to the bathroom, and he was kinda of like Luke Skywalker (but Luke was with us too), and I noticed that he had a weird closet in this tiny apartment. Naturally, he had stashed a full size XWing in there. It was folded in half to make it more compact. We tried to talk him into using it for the cause.

Uhhhh..... i guess thats most of it.

Ackbar started out by sitting next to a pool in his outfit, and then he jumped into the water to go to sleep. because he was sleep underwater, or course.

it was a great dream.

EDIT

Oh yeah, and Andy Dick lived in the bathroom at Baskin Robbins.

Saw this on Craigslist:

Cleaned out my shed. Good stuff. 4001 Hendrix *****.
Must take all. I'll delete when it's gone. Don't knock on door.
Evaporative cooler, floor mate, desk. Futon frame, minutes,
Printer, pool ladder, kids pinball machine,frames
Office supplies, boots pairs and singles for flower vases,
bring a truck and boxes. Lots of stuff.
Have your own yard sale. I don't have time.
It goes to dump Mon morning.

WTF are minutes? Menus? Eh?

Dream last night that we were helping Saragosa move out of her trailer in the woods... Woody Harrelson came in with another guy and threatened us with guns. Held the gun very close with both hands, always keeping the right hand on the trigger. Most guns where very small. Beat us and threatened us with a whip. I told him my dying wish was to learn to crack a whip. Everyone escaped as he tried to teach me.

Her cousin was there with bright red hair and tattoos all over. Helped me build a hybrid gameboy/atari/nes/genesis out of some old circuit boards.

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Last week, we traveled to DisneyWorld where everyone in the Florida keys traveled by bridges made of elephants. Seemed cruel to have the elephants turning in circles all day.

I had a dream we were at some sort of get together on a ranch in Corrales. There was a horse that got spooked and ran up a telephone pole. It was kinda stuck there, just hanging by its hooves. Eventually, part of the pole broke and it fell down. It got spooked again and ran right back up. Finally, Charity talked it down, but it fell on some train tracks. It wouldn't move and a train was coming fast.

It smashed right into the horses head. It was a mess.

Then an hour later, it turned out the horse was still alive, just that it was very badly injured and missing most of its face...

Much of the dream took place at my old house. I'm not sure why, but I keep dreaming about that place recently.

Just started checking out the Bungie.net stats, and on Reach out of the past 60 multiplayer games or so, I finished in 1st or 2nd place all but three times... I never knew this. Are all the hardcore people on CoD now, and Halo are all the old folks or what? It's common knowledge that I'm not even good at Halo.

I played today for the first time in six months and did great... I was pretty surprised.

Maybe CoD has made everyone gun-shy, but I still run in with plasmas and melees... big, dumb death wins over slow, methodical kills?

Anyway... if you've ever played Halo online, check out Bungie.net for stats... it's really impressive.

Last night I had a dream that Jay-Z died.

Also, that Spike Lee made a movie called 'Cat Runner' or something. It looked like a kids movie about cats, but was actually about a sort of underground railroad for buying groceries. At the end, gang members came in and murdered everyone who was in line to buy food. It was heartbreaking.

Also, all of the corporate heads came into work to check out our store. Thats when I got involved in Cat Running.

1. Success
2. Say Hello to the Angels
3. NARC
4. Hands Away
5. Barricade
6. Rest My Chemistry
7. Specialist
8. C'Mere
9. Lights
10. Summer Well
11. NYC
12. The Heinrich Maneuver
13. Memory Serves
14. Obstacle 1

Encore
15. Evil
16. The New
17. Slow Hands
18. Not Even Jail

Coming off my meds has led to crushing depression.

Hope to turn the corner soon.

'DuckTales makes the panties drop' is not a sentence I get to use everyday, but today I did.

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